
I'm fine-tuning my Schwinn Le Tour right now so when my factory assignment is final, I won't have to "buy" the "huffy clunker" that the gov't will impose on those who don't have bikes already. See, unless you are working for the government, you will not be allowed to create any carbon footprint. No more driving anywhere. Everyone will pedal to and from their work program assignments. (except for Dem party officials, teacher's union officers, and government workers, of course!).
And, I've already got my brown pants picked out. The ones with the shiny satin stripe down the side. Six pair. One for each work day at the factory. Get 'em now because I've heard you won't like the issued pants that won't fit.
I feel so very sorry for those elderly among us who will have their personal savings, pensions, and social security "absorbed" by Washington and the term "retired" will be officially retired itself. Everyone will get a factory assignment. Imagine, you're 80 years old and you have to pedal a bike to work in a factory in December! And, lest you think the Planners are heartless or inconsiderate,The Party will allow all the elderly to rack their bikes closer to the entrance of each plant if their government issued Huffy is adorned with the special self-adhesive exemption seal issued by little barry's new national security forces. (Imagine what the black market and street gangs are gonna do to the value of those stolen stickers! What an enterprise! More job creation too.)
Seriously, I'm wondering how long it is until the media does their long overdue data dump on little barry and thereby tells us how bankrupt our democratic system of government has become. "It's time for socialism," they'll say. After all, we've elected a myth, the American dream is now a joke, and the powerfully duplicitous media was very instrumental in pulling it all off.