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Failure: The Secret to Success

A little inspiration every now and then never hurt anyone.

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All Hail the Florida Gators

...and now we wait

Hang in there. You probably won't get your re-education camp assignment until later in the spring. I hope for your sake that it's someplace close. In the meantime, for amusement, just wait until the announcement that all teacher's union members are exempt from all state, local, and federal taxation. That'll be a big boost for the economy and seeing everyone's reaction oughta be very entertaining.

I'm fine-tuning my Schwinn Le Tour right now so when my factory assignment is final, I won't have to "buy" the "huffy clunker" that the gov't will impose on those who don't have bikes already. See, unless you are working for the government, you will not be allowed to create any carbon footprint. No more driving anywhere. Everyone will pedal to and from their work program assignments. (except for Dem party officials, teacher's union officers, and government workers, of course!).

And, I've already got my brown pants picked out. The ones with the shiny satin stripe down the side. Six pair. One for each work day at the factory. Get 'em now because I've heard you won't like the issued pants that won't fit.

If you're registered as a Republican, or someone has ever reported that you were observed listening to conservative talk radio, even if it was just for a brief second while changing the stations, or your IP address indicates you have visited either Drudge, Lucianne, or Little Green Footballs within the past 8 years, you need indoctrination and re-education. The redeeming quality herein is that these re-education camps will create plenty of government jobs.

I feel so very sorry for those elderly among us who will have their personal savings, pensions, and social security "absorbed" by Washington and the term "retired" will be officially retired itself. Everyone will get a factory assignment. Imagine, you're 80 years old and you have to pedal a bike to work in a factory in December! And, lest you think the Planners are heartless or inconsiderate,The Party will allow all the elderly to rack their bikes closer to the entrance of each plant if their government issued Huffy is adorned with the special self-adhesive exemption seal issued by little barry's new national security forces. (Imagine what the black market and street gangs are gonna do to the value of those stolen stickers! What an enterprise! More job creation too.)

Seriously, I'm wondering how long it is until the media does their long overdue data dump on little barry and thereby tells us how bankrupt our democratic system of government has become. "It's time for socialism," they'll say. After all, we've elected a myth, the American dream is now a joke, and the powerfully duplicitous media was very instrumental in pulling it all off.

Vote McCain/Palin

PLEASE DO NOT FORGET THE REASON FOR BERG v. OBAMA, ET AL.

If a Presidential candidate would rather litigate and use legal technicalities to obfuscate, instead of answering and providing the proof of a very simple question, "are you QUALIFIED and/or ELIGIBLE pursuant to the United States Constitution to serve as President of the United States", WHY WOULD YOU VOTE FOR HIM, when he and his party says you have absolutely NO right and NO STANDING to question him/them?

Barack Hussein Obama refused to answer the simple question and instead hid behind the technicality of standing claiming none of us "United States Citizens and Registered Voters" have STANDING to raise the issue and/or ask questions. Vote as if it is your last opportunity ever. Obama has proven he does not respect any of us, our United States Constitution and/or the Laws of our Country.